Another boring picture posted on our blog. Kyla relaxing on the floor with Daddy. How can we expect viewership of our blog to stay at adequate levels without exciting pictures?
Daddy DOES have this picture saved on his phone. He shows it to people when he wants to brag about his beautiful family to strangers. This was on Mommy's first Mother's Day......
Kyla lounging in her new front yard, recently cut grass and flower beds full of dead plants. We have worked on our home from the inside out.....landscaping comes soon!
The little princess being a little princess.
Kyla can now stand up in her crib. She likes to make a pose reminiscent of those masked Mexican wrestlers.
INFANT MAKES HISTORY FOR BATH-TIME HIJINKS
Katy, TX - (AP) Local legend Kyla Bruns' 8 month streak of never defecating in the bathtub finally ended. Daddy was so excited yet equally disappointed that she didn't accomplish the feat while in the tub with Mommy.
The crowd of 4 watched in awe as Kyla so effortlessly and modestly made her mess in a previously clean bathing facility. Spectator and grandmother Roxanne Bruns was one of the lucky ones on hand.
"What a great night", Roxanne exclaimed. "We thought we were enjoying another cute Kyla moment during bath time, then low and behold, we witnessed history".
Off camera, Kyla was recorded as saying, "Well, you know how these things go, you train all of your life for events like these and I'm glad that I finally have this monkey off my back. I would like to thank God, my parents for all of their unwaivering support and Gerber for helping to make this dream come true for me and my fans."
When asked which milestone she will begin training for next, Kyla paused for a moment and reluctantly said, "Ya know, I really just want to enjoy tonight's victory and start thinking about what's next during the off season. Naturally, removing a soiled diaper and presenting it to Mommy first thing in the morning would be a challenge worth conquering, but ya know, I really would like to set my sights on something a little more sophisticated and grand like trying to start Mommy or Daddy's car when it's in the garage or maybe filling one of my formula bottles with some of Daddy's best whiskey as a joke. We'll see. But please, let me enjoy this night and we can talk about the future later".
Kyla then retired to her recently decorated suite where she enjoyed a long night of rest.
Kyla can now stand up in her crib. She likes to make a pose reminiscent of those masked Mexican wrestlers.
INFANT MAKES HISTORY FOR BATH-TIME HIJINKS
Katy, TX - (AP) Local legend Kyla Bruns' 8 month streak of never defecating in the bathtub finally ended. Daddy was so excited yet equally disappointed that she didn't accomplish the feat while in the tub with Mommy.
The crowd of 4 watched in awe as Kyla so effortlessly and modestly made her mess in a previously clean bathing facility. Spectator and grandmother Roxanne Bruns was one of the lucky ones on hand.
"What a great night", Roxanne exclaimed. "We thought we were enjoying another cute Kyla moment during bath time, then low and behold, we witnessed history".
Off camera, Kyla was recorded as saying, "Well, you know how these things go, you train all of your life for events like these and I'm glad that I finally have this monkey off my back. I would like to thank God, my parents for all of their unwaivering support and Gerber for helping to make this dream come true for me and my fans."
When asked which milestone she will begin training for next, Kyla paused for a moment and reluctantly said, "Ya know, I really just want to enjoy tonight's victory and start thinking about what's next during the off season. Naturally, removing a soiled diaper and presenting it to Mommy first thing in the morning would be a challenge worth conquering, but ya know, I really would like to set my sights on something a little more sophisticated and grand like trying to start Mommy or Daddy's car when it's in the garage or maybe filling one of my formula bottles with some of Daddy's best whiskey as a joke. We'll see. But please, let me enjoy this night and we can talk about the future later".
Kyla then retired to her recently decorated suite where she enjoyed a long night of rest.
