Talking, Talking and More Talking

I just had to share some of the new things Kyla is saying these days.

She talks non-stop!  Some of her new phrases are:  (about the ball) "kick it" and "bounce it". 

She loves to sit at her little table and color none other than Mickey Mouse (of course) but while she is sitting there she wants someone to be sitting next to her, be it, Mommy, Daddy, Melissa, or her baby doll.  To request this she says, "Mommy sit chair" as she so adorably pats the other chair.  

Another favorite phrase of mine is when she is hungry.  She says, "eat food".  You'd have to hear it yourself to understand how cute it really is.  She tends to say this anytime we drive past an establishment that remotely resembles a restaurant.

She can count all the way to 10 now!  

One of her favorite words to say is "fork".  Unfortunately, about 90% of the time it comes out sounding more like fu**.  This isn't embarrassing at all when you are in Walmart with her and she sees some forks and starts yelling out what sounds to be an obscenity!

That's all for now. 

Covert Blog Posting - Luke's Life

This is the first time I have ever ventured onto this blog on my own to post anything without the urging of the wife.  I put the over/under on her discovering this at 3.5 hours.  

Prior to giving birth, some people don't choose names for their babies.  Some don't learn their sex. Some don't even decorate their newborn's rooms.  Not only do we know Luke's birthday (assuming he doesn't go beyond 38 weeks), but his baptism date is set, his room is completely decorated, he has a specific outfit purchased for a photo shoot in AUGUST, and I have already got him enrolled in Little League for 2016.

At this moment, I am not 100% certain that I know what I am going to be doing in 5 minutes and this kid has the next 22 years already etched in stone.  Here is a rundown of Luke's life in brief as it's already been figured out:

Welcome to the world Luke!!  You are so adorable! Once mommy explains everything to me, I will love you like you are my own.

This is the time that you are going to take crayons to the wall (yes, wallpaper will be popular again soon).  More than likely, this will just be some obscure cry for help as the second child.  

I did this fancy thing where the words are to the right of the picture and not above it.  So I am really just trying to take up space within the next several lines to make things look a little better.

I hope I do not get into any sort of trouble by scouring the internet for pictures of little children.

This is the window that you are going to break when you are practicing your golf swing in the backyard on October 11, 2015.  Your mom is going to be pissed that I wasn't making you use plastic golf balls in the back yard.  Do you think Tiger Woods used plastic golf balls?  I didn't think so....

Haha!  We are going to remember the time that you are going to take Mommy's car out for a joy ride....oh that's going to be a fun phone call for you.  My advice is that you at least pretend to be shaken up or mildly injured.  There is a fine line between concern and "going apeshit" for parents in situations like this.

Oh well, that's all I've got for now.  I guess the point of all this was really to tell you that we've got everything ready for our new addition.  We can't wait!  (as demonstrated by the bottle of formula already mixed and ready to go in the fridge)