"Look at me!!! I eat with a spoon now! My food really blows though. Once I taste Daddy's fajitas or steaks I will never eat this garbage again".
Kyla likes to sit down for dinner with us. Of the three beverages seen on the table here, none of them contain alcohol...such a wholesome family.
"um....yeah, I have teeth. So do you. Remove hand from mouth now".
Kyla's limited TV viewing time is a ruse to get her to exercise her back and neck muscles.
If Daddy has to dress Kyla without the assistance of Mommy, he:
A) Wraps her in a half-assed swaddle and makes himself a drink
B) Leaves her half naked once he gets frustrated
C) Makes a critical error in the order of clothing her and resigns to buttoning her onesie over her pants
"Listen to me laugh....I'm cute dammit"!
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